It Sucks When The Printer Stops Working
Doesn't life suck when appliances and office equipment stop working just when you need them the most? For me, it always happens when I'm seriously hunting for a job. The employer calls up and tells me to bring in a resume within the next 4 hours so we can talk about the job and get things started. I get excited about being an employed person again and make a quick beeline to my computer to print out my resume.
I go to my printer and "poof", it's not working. Life sucks when your printer stops working. Any other time it works just fine. Why does it always work when I print out a coupon for a dollar off wart remover? Maybe printers are secretly rigged-up by coupon companies to always work for useless stuff I don't need. I bet if I tried to print out a photo of bovine bacteria that dumb printer would fire right up. I wonder if doing a Google search on how to burn a printer alive would scare it into working again?
Life really sucks when technology has us wrapped like those pigs-in-a-blanket sausage and biscuit things. I'm sure if I wanted to print out my tax bill to the I.R.S. those ink jets would fly across that paper faster than a jumbo jet on steroids. Now things really suck. I was hoping to print out some counterfeit money to make up for the job I didn't get because I couldn't print out my resume. That sucks.
Author- E. Chester, Trenton, New Jersey